Today is our last day in Los Angeles. Tonight we pack up and in the morning we head to Sacramento.
In honor of us leaving I thought I would tell you about some of the lovely customers I have encountered at the merchandise counter during our stint in LA.
Lets start with the woman who came in yesterday. We were setting up the counter and a woman comes in and asks if we can make change for $100. Lets backtrack for a second and let me politely describe her. She was a "larger" woman. She was wearing black spandex shorts (that were too small) and an extremely tight tank top and left nothing to the imagination. Also...it was VERY hot out. So...she was sweating...um...A LOT.
We tell her...yes we can change the $100. Then the fun part.
She reaches into the shorts. Not right at the belly band area...but INTO her shorts. Like into her crotch region and pulls out a crinkled sweat covered $100 bill. It was pretty disgusting.
We seriously thought we were on a hidden camera show. It was that shocking. We could not believe what had just happened. One word...EWWWW. Thank god for hand sanitizer.
The next lady...this was the 2nd time we had the pleasure of meeting. The first time she came to the theatre she was absolutely WASTED. Not a little drunk...but BLASTED. She kept talking to me and touching me and I could not understand a word she was saying because she was so drunk. I think she got kicked out that night.
2 weeks later this wonderful woman returns. Once again...she is WASTED!! This time she decided to buy a CD. She got out some of her money...and one of the dollar bills was pretty crinkled up. So...being the thoughtful woman that she was she LICKED the bill to help in straightening it out. Then she hands it to me with a straight face. Once again...thank god for hand sanitizer.
We all know that money is dirty....but I would prefer that I don't see the bills getting soiled in front of my face!
About Me
- Sarah
- Michigan, United States
- I am just a happily married new mom living the life I have always dreamed of. Every day is a new adventure...
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6 comments:
That is hilarious! I will never get tired of hearing about your "customers"
OMG! That's totally gross! You must carry Purell around in your handbag!
yea! love stupid patron stories! I'll be so embarassed if anybody here acts like that!
That is NASTY!!!
Haha--that is nasty! I enjoy reading your posts!
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